10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss