10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant