10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus