10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Fook the floosh droo!