10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.