10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.