10 Random Poker Quotes

I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
Fold and live to fold again
Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob