10 Random Poker Quotes

you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
"Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
Why not, when some because there are three.
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it