10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is for loners.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?