10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- im going to 2 out you to death
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes