10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel