10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is