10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson