10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• It's Free To Fold...
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.