10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)