10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers