10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is for loners.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.