10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe