10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury