10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- It's Free To Fold...
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway