10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway