10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.