10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!