10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.