10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- The all-in play works everytime but once.