10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'