10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.