10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.