10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'