10 Random Poker Quotes

I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
I should have stayed home and played with myself.
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
"I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
Never educate a stupid poker player.
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack