10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.