10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant