10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.