10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger