10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts