10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Welcome to kicker school
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes