10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha