10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker is for loners.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!