10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.