10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha