10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Fold and live to fold again