10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.