10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.