10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003