10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger