10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery