10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Welcome to kicker school
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"