10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is