10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs