10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha